The Bush Survival Bible

That is the title of a new book by Gene Stone that I bought today at Barnes and Noble. I want to include a few of the lists from it. They provided a good laugh when I was on the subway. We could have it a lot worse.

9 People Worse Than Bush (in no particular order):
-I skipped the explanation, you'll have to look them up yourself, or read the book
1. Tomas de Torquemada
2. Vlad Tepes
3. Adolf Hitler
4. Ivan the Terrible
5. Pol Pot
6. Idi Amin Dada Oumee
7. Joseph Stalin
8. Genghis Khan
9. Nicolae Ceausescu

7 American Politicians More Frightening Than Bush (also known as giant a-holes):
1. Richard Barrett
2. Alan Keyes
3. Haley Barbour
4. David Duke
5. Tom Parker
6. Patrick Johnston
7. Rep. Tom Delay


9 New Drinks to Get You By:
1. Abstinence on the Beach
2. Bloody Mary Cheney
3. Tom Ridge Collins
4. Jenna Tonic
5. Old-Fashioned Family Values
6. Tequila Morning in America
7. Three Mile Island Iced Tea
8. Fuzzy Naval Intelligence
9. Banana Swift Boat

7 Countries to Move to:
1. France
2. Canada
3. Spain
4. Costa Rica
5. New Zealand
6. Iceland
7. Pitcairn Island