All Things Being Equal

I realize that two of my entries have recently been about morning bagels. Yes, I know. That's lame. But I haven't exactly been brimming with inspiration lately. Besides, I just really like food. I love eating, perhaps almost as much as sex. I said almost. I'm not crazy. Anyway, I can't talk about the interview process since it wouldn't be that hard to find my blog for someone with half a brain. I really don't want to have to worry about that. Getting dooced before I was even hired. So: sorry. I will try to be more creative with my entries so that everyone may enjoy them better. Gotta keep the masses happy.