Today's Lesson

Ok, kids, listen up for today's lesson! Today's lesson is: If you ignore a man long just long enough, it drives him insane. I put this lesson into practice last night and it worked. Sexy and Scruffy didn't call when I wanted him to, but then he did call FINALLY. I didn't answer my phone (or the two times after that). He was calling every hour on the hour after that. When I did finally talk to him, I told him I was busy until Tuesday (which is true), but he got all mad because he said he wanted to see me. I responded, "Well maybe Tuesday or Wednesday night?" I love this new found power over him.