Public Service Announcement

Attention person who made office coffee this morning: DON'T ever make it again!!! That is the most disgusting swill I have ever tasted in my life. Who taught you how to make a pot of coffee? For the sake of all coffee drinkers in the office, stay away from the unbrewed coffee! Seriously, I'm not joking, because now I have no coffee to drink (since I had to pour my cup down the drain), can't wake up due to an insane coffee addiction, and must wait until 10:30 AM to get a new cup, when I am briefly relieved of my reception duties for a restroom break.