Dick Cheney is an ass.

You know what's frustrating? When you call your parents and get lectured on not having a job. "Well, we are running out of time here kid." Wtf? You think it's easy to find a job with no internship experience? Honestly Dad. I'm doing what I can from here, but I can't exert mind control over these people to hire me right away. I guess I should start looking at other things to do to earn money in the meantime. I don't have any retail experience, waitress experience. Basically I can take care of kids and be an office bitch. I am not about to be a nanny either in the meantime. Hell no. It's only been five months which I get depressed about, but it takes the average college graduate six months to get a job. That means I still have another month. That at least got me a little rejuvenated. I will get a job. I will. There is no failure option on this one. Guess I just need to pick up the phone and start making those damn phone calls again.