Testosterone = Manly Men

Why is it that men always have to act so tough and manly all the time? In the mornings when everyone is coming in to work, the women always smile and say "Good morning" or they say "Hi, how are you?" They're not always nice, but at least they act like people. The men however, typically just grunt and nod their heads as if they are physically incapable of speaking before 9 AM. And then, the men's restroom is next to the reception area, so they all have to walk in front of me to get there. I always thought women were bad about going to the restroom and chatting, but men are just as bad. I can't believe they even have the balls to make fun of us for our behavior. It's like an old boys club when they go in there. Each man goes in, but like four or five come out together chatting about one sport or another, or some "big" project that is going down. It's so ridiculous. It's like they each have to prove that his certain "parts" are the biggest.

So why exactly do women try so hard to impress these creatures?