Penis Penis Penis, Vagina Vagina Vagina!!

I love New York mainly for all of its creativity that people are not afraid to express. There is this bakery in the East Village called Masturbakers. They make all different kinds of penis and female genitalia cakes. There's even one of the male torso in which there is an erect chocolate penis that can be placed on the cake. Now that's worth eating!

That's not all. There's this bar somewhere in the Village where the waiters and bartenders are dressed up as monks and there's Gregorian chant playing. If you are too loud, people get mad at you. I'm not kidding.

It's nice to be around people that are as weird as I am. Seriously. It's refreshing. Makes me feel less weird sometimes.